A poetic meditation on some regions of Germany

1

Rural and milquetoast, unprepossesin’ — that’s Hessen.

2

By the end of his youth, every last Swede has been to Berlin.

3

Fleischfabriken, B├Ąckereiketten und Landarztpraxen: Niedersachsen.

4

We inherit our parents’ money and faults in the Pfalz.

5

Ditched the Church for the altar of one team’s footballin’: Westfalen.

6

Strip off your nouveau-riche protestant guilt! This is Sylt!

7

Ohne allzuviel dauerhaften Gehirnschaden geht Baden.

8

I shall say something nice: there is no malaria in Bavaria.